The Freshman Files: My ideal president is a walking toupee of ferocity

Miracle Prudhomme

Columnist

There is one man in this world that I will never be afraid to say that I admire; a man that embodies intelligence and refinement. He is the formidable Donald Trump, or as I like to call him, the walking toupee of ferocity.

There are many reasons to admire Trump, whether it be his "tell it like it is" attitude, or the coming of age story of his leap from reality television into the hearts of America as the leading poll runner as the republican presidential nominee.

Trump has been quoted saying "All the women on The Apprentice flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” And I mean why not? The man truly is the whole package: he's rich and he can challenge any thought that any free thinking woman could hope to have. 

Who wouldn't want that?

Now, I'm not going to come right out and say that Donald Trump has my full support, but who else has such great views on minorities and women — two groups that I just happen to fall into. "When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. ... And some, I assume, are good people," Trump said at a campaign rally last month. 

The man truly is everything that one should desire in the President of the United States of America.

As a voter, you must ask yourself, is this a joke? Is Trumps candidacy a real thing that real people are looking to actually have happen?

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Miracle Prudhomme is a columnist and blogger for The Contraband.